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BREAKING NEWS…I Guess…One Direction Is Taking A Break (Not A Break Up) [UPDATED]

11822438_931804903540971_1041567916136362026_nSo, unless you have been living under a really heavy rock, you know that One Direction is disbanding in March to work on solo projects….

Except, they aren’t. Not only are they not taking a break to pursue solo projects, they aren’t breaking up at all.

It all started when Dan Wooton (of The Sun) decided he was bored and wanted to create drama (or at least that’s how I imagine it went). So, he wrote an article saying that One Direction is going to take a break for at least a year. After the entire world exploded (well, not literally), all news outlets posted that One Direction were, in fact, breaking up as they learned…from The Sun. If you aren’t British, maybe you think The Sun has some merit, so, let me explain. It’s the British version of National Enquirer. Yes, that’s right, all news outlets decided to trust The National Enquirer.

Last night, Niall Horan and Louis Tomlinson, decided to set the records straight. They both tweeted (which you can find below) that they will be taking a small break sometime next year. So, the entire world broke down because a band that takes breaks before every tour is taking a break again. Wow! That’s so news worthy.

You’d think that would be it, but it gets worse. Wooton then decided that Niall’s tweets, specifically saying his article was false, were actually a confirmation that he was telling the truth. Unfortunately people have decided to trust Wooton rather than the band members themselves which is why the world is still in shambles. So, dry your eyes and get excited for the upcoming album and all the wonderful things to come after.

After the insanity of the last two days, you deserve it.

You can check out all the wonderful tweets from Wooton, Horan, Tomlinson and Liam Payne below. And, if you want to be entertained, check out the “Dan Wooton” hashtag on Twitter. I promise, you won’t be disappointed.

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UPDATE #1: If anyone needed more proof that, the boys are not splitting up and The Sun is run by idiots, look no further than a recent interview Simon Cowell did with The UK Mirror. After five years, theses four men are getting a real break. No meetings, no touring, no writing, they get a holiday. Before this, Cowell wants them to perform on X Factor’s final show of the upcoming season. How sweet. Check out the full article here.

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Ariella Laichas-Malamud

Co-editor of this fine publication and loving every minute of it. Music is my life as seen by all of my usernames. When I'm not doing music, I'm watching netflix or talking about poetry. Native to sunny city by the beach, English major in one of the rainiest cities on earth.

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